this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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