do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
Alive.
So much puke
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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