I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
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