jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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