Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
Text me some of your sweat
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
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