I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
Hes a 32 yr old divorced sailor that calls me almost every night drunk begging me to call him big daddy. I think i might need to change my number.
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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