Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
So hungover. I dropped my keys and leaning over seemed a terrible idea. Instead I took my shoe off in the middle of the street and use my toes to pick them up. Think I'm a genius.
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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