This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
Randomize
