Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
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