Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
It's no shave November. This is our time.
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
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