What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
No...this little piggys going to the bar
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
True college students do jello shots in the library
Randomize
