He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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