I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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