She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
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