I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
The kids I taught this morning even knew i was drunk. One of them even said, and I quote, "You smell like my dad after he goes bowling."
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
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