so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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