I wanna bring you to show and tell
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
She just tricked me into telling her the balance of my 401k... She's like a gold digging jedi mind trick ninja
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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