Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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