Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
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