"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
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