If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
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