her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
listen. just hotwire a car, take off the license plate, make up a new one on a sheet of paper and go the speed limit. i do it like, at least 3x a week.
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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