Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
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