You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
what has become of my life if the best thing thats happened to me this week is that i discovered my cleavage as the best hiding spot ever for weed.
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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