We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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