I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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