Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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