just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
I was taking a nap and she comes in wo/ pants, gets up on the bed and mounts my face while watching Weeds on Netflix. I'm okay with it, but at least let me wake up first.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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