would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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