exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
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