just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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