i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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