Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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