haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
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