if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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