"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
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