idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
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