Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
Don't talk to me about lonely until you're eating marshmallows for dinner in your underwear watching House of Cards for 12 hours straight. I hate all you couples
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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