People in love make me want to vomit
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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