He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
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