my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
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