he thought i was a dude.
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
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