is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
Randomize
