Hey guys thanks for lettin me crash at your place for the weekend, I had a great time. PS I got three quarters of a hand job from an asian on the dance floor last night. True story.
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
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