sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
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