I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
Randomize
