too bad you live with your parents still
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
So apparently I tried texting you last night to tell you I wasn't coming home, but all I had typed were lyrics from Evita
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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