so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
Randomize
