the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
So I have the hangover from hell, spent all night puking, and there's a septic tank truck parked outside the house literally pumping shit. You win God.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
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