I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
one of my coworkers asked me if I was PMSing today...... excuse me sir, but it is none of your business as to what my uterus is or is not doing right now. fucker.
and yea, I'm PMSing.
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
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